That feeling when you’ve gone abroad for work and you have a pseudo breakdown that causes you to reconnect with friends back home and a whole bunch of them tell you they’re planning on moving away themselves, and you aren’t close with your family so your friends are your family, so in a sense if all of your ‘family’ is gone from your ‘home’, in what sense do you have a home to go back to.
LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD
im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.
the trick is nitrogen
waste from animals contains lots of nitrogen which fertilizes soil, and allows plants(and the bacteria that live symbiotically with them) to absorb nutrients better, people pay thousands or millions for nitrogen rich fertilizer which is usually a lot part horse/cow shit. Why? nitrogen.
also those nails are fab
i am fucking sobbing over this episode of my brother my brother and me where theyre trying to figure out if tim curry, under any circumstances, could entice a child to come near him.
"tim curry could not entice a child if he was in an ice cream van driven by a pokemon"
what about the ffuckin human mouth and teeth
like look at this
I’m just sayin…
If you go to buy condoms at Walmart late at night, its probably best to not suddenly remember that you also need Olive Oil AND decide to get bananas for your boyfriend cause he likes them and he drove you to Walmart cause it makes for some pretty strange looks at check out mmmmk?
Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.